You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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