I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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