yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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