We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
