4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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