It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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