She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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