When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
time to smoke my breakfast
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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