i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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