Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm passing your future prison.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
