He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
there is puke in my bra ... again
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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