my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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