Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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