Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize
