I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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