Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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