I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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