can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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