Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
No subtext here. People are naked.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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