And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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