You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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