that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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