He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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