You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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