Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Me too!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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