Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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