well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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