Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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