i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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