Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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