He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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