is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
