i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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