we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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