There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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