"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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