I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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