Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize