Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Randomize
