therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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