Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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