Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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