Don't you send me to vm
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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