we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
