You were right. It hurts to walk today.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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