Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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