so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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