Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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