i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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