actually, I'm a sock model
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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