i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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