I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
MIDGETS
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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