She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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