i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm bleeding and have questions
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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