oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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