just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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