I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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